George Carlin's Views on Aging

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George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:20 am

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you
would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.  :o

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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby BAW0343 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:34 pm

Now for the me,  im 16 and i DONT want to get older. What's there? im happy now, i can drive, ive got good friends, and im not stressed, well maby a little but its not much. Im not wanting to get older, theres no reason  ;D
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:18 pm

[quote]Now for the me,
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:15 pm

As a wise man once said Romulus "You're only young once! You can be immature indefinitely" ;D
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby elite marksman » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:02 pm

Very true, but being stuck in the summer after you graduate high school, and before you start college wouldn't be a bad thing either. ;)
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby Jared » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:50 pm

lol, I love carlin and his thinking :)
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby legoalex2000 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:48 pm

Very true, but being stuck in the summer after you graduate high school, and before you start college wouldn't be a bad thing either. ;)


gah thats where im at right now....

i feel too old, and im only 18. i still feel like a child (especially by the amount of toys still in my room (go legos!)) an still want to be one.

ick... this work whatnot.

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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby beefhole » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:59 pm

Now for the me,  im 16 and i DONT want to get older.

Yup ;)

No desire to get older whatsoever.  This has bpb but always good :)
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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby H » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:03 am

I remember classmates who couldn't wait to get out of school. I had no particular thought to the contrary until about 11th grade -- then my senior year came and I couldn't find the brakes to save my life. I've actually had health deteriorization in my youth (loose joints, early arthritis but not dibilitating; diverticulitis at @ 8 yrs old, etc.) but some of it has actually started reversing recently; certainly in better condition than a number of years ago. If the healing continues, by the time I'm 105.5 I'll really be ;D

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Re: George Carlin's Views on Aging

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:08 am

Now for the me,  im 16 and i DONT want to get older. What's there? im happy now, i can drive, ive got good friends, and im not stressed, well maby a little but its not much. Im not wanting to get older, theres no reason  ;D


Aye. Jobs suck, women look the best at this age, and this is the last time in my life I can pig out without getting fat. :P
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