Chuck norris' Top 10

[Theis]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

[Ecko]

Other good ones.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris

[Theis]

This is my favorite!

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

[cspyro21]

I imagine you guys have been to Chuck Norris Facts?

[ctjoyce]

Used to be my homepage.

Cheers
Cameron

[Akula.]

nah, my favourite is: chuck norris was the fourth wise man, but the other three were jealous because jesus favoured his gift (a beard) over theirs, and erased him from the bible. They all later died of roundhouse kick-related injuries.

[Mike..]

Or- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, but another fist.