World Cup Teams

[lilley91]

I received this from one of my friends and found it absolutely hilarious, now some of the names are a bit rude, but i think that most if not everyone here should be fine with, if you dont understand what some of them mean, please dont ask me, im not going to say it here, and i hope no one finds these offensive, i just couldnt resist.

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                                Pinnochio

                                    Libero

              Vimto      Memento      Borneo      Tango

                     Cheerio            subbuteo

                          Scenario   Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                                  Itch

Annoyingitch      Hardtoreachitch      Scratchanitch

             Hic      Sic      Spic      Pric

                       Digaditch      Fallinaditch

                                 Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                           Whodyanicabolicov

              Ticlycov          Chesticov      Nasticov

                          Slalomsky      Downhillsky

               Risky       Swedishshev    Mastershev

                         Fuckov      Getyirkitov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov




ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                          Sloberonmycocyabitch

                   Atishiou   Blessiou   Thankyiou

                    Busqueue      Snookercu

        Pennyciou  Twoapennyciou  Fourapennyciou

                    I'llgetciou   Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                             Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen      Crapdefenssen      Haveagossen

                    Firstsson      Seccondsson

                                  Thirdsson

              Legshurtssen  Notroubleseeingussen

             Wherestheballssen    Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                                     Baloni

                    Potbelli       Beerbelli    Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli      Yrarseissmelli      Onetoomani

                     Legslikejelli         Havabenni

                   Wobblijelli      Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi


                       

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

                              San Francisco

         Costa Brava     Hopelez          Juan Andonly

                           Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina    Skrewdigalz      Luis Canon                      Sombrero

                        Chihuahua        Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
                                         
                              Van Halen

Van Diemansland      Van der Valk   Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus       Hertz van Rental        Transit van Dors

Van Coova            Van Sprokendown            Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison



There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

hope you like them
james

ps. Sorry about some of the positions of the players, it was very hard to align them where they should be.

[Theis]

Very good.. BUT! Denmark ain't in the World cup..

[lilley91]

i didnt make it, but i just passed it on.

but then again, if you look at the squad, the keeper, the central defender and the attackers you can see why

cheers
james

[Sir_Crashalot]

LOL very funny.

Crash

[Katahu]

LOL