No!!! You move!

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No!!! You move!

Postby Airshow_lover » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:17 pm

Note: The following has been floating around the Internet. Its authenticity cannot be verified.



This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the Newfoundland coast in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one five degrees north or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.



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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby Mobius » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:28 pm

BPB - Ha HA - I win!!!! ;D

Sorry, funny story, not sure if it really happened or not though. ;D ;)
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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby Felix/FFDS » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:33 pm

ha ha funny, but not true....

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby beefhole » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:54 pm

As Mobius and Felix have so aptly covered, it's both incredibly old and incredibly untrue.  Hoorah.  

Sorry, I'm just really tired of seeing this posted everywhere all the time.  It is a good gag though ;D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:08 pm

Wasn't it made into a commercial?
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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby BAW0343 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:40 am

yep  somewhere on stupidvideos.com
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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby Mees » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:21 am

;D ;D ;D
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Postby Delta_ » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:23 am

Wasn't it made into a commercial?


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Re: No!!! You move!

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:40 pm

LOL ;D
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