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Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby Theis » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:22 am

or I will kill you!

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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby cspyro21 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:25 am

;D ;D
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby Radopilot » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:17 pm

lmao ;D
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:40 am

Er...she's to young to have eggs..let alone guard them :P ::) ;D ;D
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:55 pm

So, it has a rifle AND dynamite? :P
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby Overspeed » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:19 pm

Worst thing is that its fighting the bird flu ;D
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby alrot » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:56 pm

LMAO....!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby emmanuel723 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:22 am

nice one
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby AlphaBravo » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:02 pm

So, it has a rifle AND dynamite? :P


those are shotguns shells.....
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Re: Don't Touch the Eggs..

Postby H » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:36 pm

those are shotguns shells.....
Another linguistic mystery -- why do we call them shotgun shells when they haven't been shot?

Of course with all that birdshot going off all over the place, there may not be many eggs left to guard. 8)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:02 pm

Because they're for a firearm called a shotgun. :P I suppose the greater mystery here is why is it called a shotgun?  Don't all guns shoot? ::)
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Postby Hagar » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:11 am

[quote]Because they're for a firearm called a shotgun. :P I suppose the greater mystery here is why is it called a shotgun?
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Postby H » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:19 pm

Because they're for a firearm called a shotgun. :P I suppose the greater mystery here is why is it called a shotgun?  Don't all guns shoot? ::)
But, until they shoot, they haven't shot. Are we implying that shotgun shells can only be used in a gun that's already shot? Are we properly confusing anyone yet? :P
Shotguns fire lead pellets aka lead shot.
Aside from the fact that the majority of guns have used lead projectiles, buckshot is quite some pellet -- not so different from that of a muzzle loader. :o

Back to Theis' original entry, this little fellow looks like he definitely turns chicken and runs.8)
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Postby Hagar » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:23 pm

But, until they shoot, they haven't shot. Are we implying that shotgun shells can only be used in a gun that's already shot? Are we properly confusing anyone yet? :P
Aside from the fact that the majority of guns have used lead projectiles,

You asked why they're called shotguns. The answer is that they're guns that fire lead shot. :P

Good to have you back - I think. ::) ;)
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Postby H » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:41 pm

You asked why they're called shotguns. The answer is that they're guns that fire lead shot. :P
How can it be lead shot if it hasn't been "shot" in the first place or the gun shoot it when it's already shot? Some sort of a demensional time loop? :P 8)
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