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Postby katana_1000 » Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:37 pm

One night,a women came to her home to catch hey daughter and her boyfriend in the act.they stopped and the daughter was lectured about proper protection.after that,the daughter said,"well i have been taking proper protection against birth-ive been taking ur birth control pills for a couple months now".then the women said,"well i havent noticed any missing"so she replied,"thats because ive been replacing the ones i took with asperin" ;D
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Re: birth control

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:53 pm

Now that IS a terrible joke! Think I'll tell that to a few people....

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Re: birth control

Postby Radopilot » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:07 pm

I know im gonna be shot down for ressurrection but this was just too funny! lol

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Postby beefhole » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:10 pm

I know im gonna be shot down for ressurrection but this was just too funny! lol

Out of interest, do you guys like actually go back 15 pages and dig this stuff up, or did it come up on a search, or what?
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Postby flyboy 28 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:44 pm

I know im gonna be shot down for ressurrection but this was just too funny! lol

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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:23 am

Yes really.  This is why I don't mind jokes being reposted.  The dead should stay dead.
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Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:23 pm

Yes really.  This is why I don't mind jokes being reposted.  The dead should stay dead.


I was reffering to it being "too funny" :)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:01 pm

I hope you don't mind me using your post as a springboard then. ;)
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Re: birth control

Postby myshelf » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:11 pm

well, reminds me of something ...

sitting at a friend's coffee table, her 14 year old daughter comes in asking "mommy, i can't find my pill, have last seen it a week ago ..."

you should have seen my friend's face ...
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