Duck hunting dog

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Duck hunting dog

Postby beefhole » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:03 pm

One day Fred and Pete are out duck hunting with Fred's new dog "Riley". Fred tells his buddy that Riley is the most amazing dog he has ever seen when it comes to hunting ducks.

"How so?" asks Pete.

"Well, I look at Riley and I say "Riley, go get 'em" and he hauls off into the marsh, then comes back and tells me how many ducks are out there by the number of times that he barks at me."

"Bulls**t!"

"Okay, watch!" Fred tells Riley to "go get 'em" and about 10 minutes latter, Riley comes back and barks 6 times. Just about that time 6 ducks fly out from the marsh.

Fred tells Riley to "go get 'em" again and he comes back a while later and barks 4 times. 4 Ducks fly out from the marsh.

Pete says
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby gottoflynow » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:05 pm

L;DL thats great!!

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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:18 pm

;D
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:02 pm

::) ;D ;D ::)
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:12 pm

You'd think a hunting dog that was sold for $5,000.00 would at least have come with an owners manual..... ;D
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby emmanuel723 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 am

good one beefhole! :o
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby Radopilot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:49 am

lmdao! ;D ;D
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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby legoalex2000 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:41 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DLMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Duck hunting dog

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:21 am

ROFLMAO!



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