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Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:39 pm

This 80 year old woman sat glaring at her 85 year old husband. She finally got up walked over to him and smacked the hell out of him.

He looked up from his easy chair and asked, "What made you do that"?

She looked at him and said, "50 years of lousy sex"!

He sat there contemplating his wifes actions and got up and walked over to her and smacked the hell out of her.

She looked up and said to him, "I supposed thats in retaliation for me hitting you, right"?

He said, "Nope, it's because you knew the damned difference"! :o

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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby Jared » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:07 pm

Priceless!
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby mostickity » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:38 pm

WOOO!!! lol ;D Good one!
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:30 pm

Heard a variation of that. Still good. :)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:10 pm

Smooth. ;D A response to store for future use! :o ;)
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby BFMF » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:24 pm

....Don't quite get it, but oh well ;D
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:14 am

....Don't quite get it, but oh well ;D


He knew that if she hadn't had sex with anyone else. Then she wouldn't know he was lousy in bed. So either she had before or after the marriage.  ;)

So much for the virgin bride or faithful wife.  :o

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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby BFMF » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:12 am

ok, that makes sense ;D
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:59 pm

LOL!
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby emmanuel723 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:24 am

that was nice and funny ;D :D ;) :)
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby cspyro21 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 am

Great one ;D
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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby SosaPilot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:42 pm

Nice!

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Re: Elderly Sex

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:54 pm

Romulus WHAT have you been drinking? And can I have some please :-* ;D
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