Who says the elderly are slow?

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Who says the elderly are slow?

Postby beefhole » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:45 pm

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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Re: Who says the elderly are slow?

Postby SHV0151 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:31 am

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Re: Who says the elderly are slow?

Postby lilley91 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:35 am

;D ;D
my granddad was like that. got himself out of multiple driving tickets that way. ::)

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