I had a fight in B&Q today.............

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I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:17 pm

I had a fight in B&Q today* One of the staff came up to me and asked if I wanted decking, so I got the first punch in and legged it.......... ;D



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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Jared » Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:04 pm

What the?!?

OOOH!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Ecko » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:46 am

I really don't get that british humour sometimes?
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby cspyro21 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:59 am

LOL  ;D ;D

I really don't get that british humour sometimes?


Decking = wooden floorboards.

Decking in slang means "I'm going to beat the h
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Ecko » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:03 am

[quote]LOL  ;D ;D


Decking = wooden floorboards.

Decking in slang means "I'm going to beat the h
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:53 am

HAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant. ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Jimbo » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:57 am

LOLOL  ;D ;D

Bloody Fantastic..

Heee  ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Theis » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:00 am

LOL!! ;D ;D

I get it, and it's funny!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Saitek » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:20 pm

I normally laugh at non-brits inability to understand, but for once I think we should let any folks off. After all B&Q is a Brit store.  ::)
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:27 pm

I still found it funny. ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby ChuckMajik » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:43 pm

Smashing, loved it!
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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:37 am

Nasty.... I liked it ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Craig. » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:52 am

well for our north american friends. replace B&Q with Home Depot they are exactly the same thing.

as for the joke. brilliant ;D
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby BAW0343 » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:49 pm

im american, i get it... its just not that funny
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Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:41 am

Hehe! Excellent.



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