How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Theis]

1 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I? Can I?  Huh? Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.  Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb"

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving.  Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs.  So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF!

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

[gottoflynow]

L L I love it  ;D

-gottoflynow

[cspyro21]

[Airshow_lover]

...CATS HAVE
STAFF!

Wrong.

Cats have servants.  ;)



Airshow_lover,
   cat owner.

[Wingo]

" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF! " hmmmm... I disagree with that,

Dogs have masters, but cats have friends.

My cats are the friendliest bunch. They'll come when you click your fingers. Lie next to you when you're lying down on the floor. Sleep with you on your chest or rolld up under your arm. They have great personalities, and I'm not their staff, thier master or anthing like that, just their friend

[Katahu]

I knew cats were lazy.

[Jared]

HEHEHE!

[BFMF]

I knew cats were lazy.

Of course. Besides killing mice, can you think of any real uses for a cat? I can't

[Souichiro]

The labrador one is soooo true... ours is just like that in a lotta cases....

And as for the Cat part..... also very very true!

[legoalex2000]

TEEEHEEEE!!!

what no alaskan husky?  >:(

Ramos

[myshelf]

how many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?

one to hold the bulb, 11 to drink till the room spins

[Saitek]

Awww that is excellent.  ;D

[SosaPilot]

Well actually, I have a cocker spaniel, and I have to say, you got that one wrong.

Cocker Spaniel:  What's a light bulb. " food, food, food, must have food"

It's true, Cocker Spaniels are not smart to put it nicely

[Bombardier101]

R:DFL!

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

LOL! So true!


And it isn't that the chihauhau doesn't want one it's that it's too small to put a light globe in



Bombardier