Holly Finkel

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Holly Finkel

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:51 pm

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302."

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me $hit.

Ya got to love em..... ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:58 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby VVM » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:51 pm

lol   ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby cspyro21 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:00 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Jared » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:37 pm

LMAO I LOVE IT! :)
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Jakemaster » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:38 pm

LOL! My first time in the Humor forum in ages, great joke!
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Theis » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:48 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:22 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby BFMF » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:50 pm

LOL.....! ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Katahu » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:08 pm

Glad I'm not working in that Hospital. ;) ;D
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Re: Holly Finkel

Postby Radopilot » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:15 pm

;D ;D ;D
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