Letter from Osama

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Letter from Osama

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:51 pm

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a message in his own handwriting to let him know that he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and E-mailed it to Ms. Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it, so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service.
Eventually they asked Britain's M-I6 for help. They cabled the White House: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Saitek » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:53 pm

lol. ;D
Does Osama know how to write? :P
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:15 pm

Nice... ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Ecko » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:19 pm

:D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:29 pm

lol. ;D
Does Osama know how to write? :P

Osama went to Oxford. I think so. :P
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Ecko » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:21 pm

Osama went to Oxford. I think so. :P


Indeed he did. He actually grew up as a very happy child until his father died. I encourage all people to read the various books there is about him, it's really fascinating stuff.
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby myshelf » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:54 pm

Osama went to Oxford. I think so. :P


so did cousin jethro
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Souichiro » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:56 pm

Brilliant and as of soon a a part of my msn name ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby cspyro21 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:31 pm

::)  ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby beefhole » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:58 pm

lol brilliant ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:02 pm


so did cousin jethro

I bet he can write too. ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:30 pm

lmao ;D
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby myshelf » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:14 pm

I bet he can write too. ;D


elly may says so, i'm not convinced tho
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Re: Letter from Osama

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:26 am

Classic shiz!!!

Very good.

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P.S I love the assumption that Osama must be illiterate cos he hurts us...just great! If memory serves he originally got pissed because the Saudis rejected his offer of Mujahedeen for the Yank forces.
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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:33 am

If memory serves he originally got pissed because the Saudis rejected his offer of Mujahedeen for the Yank forces.

Correct, Boy Wonder.
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