statisticians!

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statisticians!

Postby Jared » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:20 pm

THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME A STATISTICIAN

Deviation is considered normal.
We feel complete and sufficient.
We are "mean" lovers.
Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
We are right 95% of the time.
We can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution.
We may not be normal but we are transformable.
We never have to say we are certain.
We are honestly significantly different.
No one wants our jobs.
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Re: statisticians!

Postby Blacksheep Leader » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:42 pm

the last two are especially correct.
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