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Postby mostickity » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:44 pm

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Re: Beaver

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:04 pm

Ouch....lmao....it appears the old fellow must have been firing blanks.

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Postby BFMF » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:19 pm

lol ;D
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Postby beefhole » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:42 pm

haha brilliant ;D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:12 pm

And then it sinks in... :o

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Re: Beaver

Postby myshelf » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:47 pm

Ouch....lmao....it appears the old fellow must have been firing blanks.

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how do you "fire blanks" with a cane?
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Postby Scorpiоn » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:58 pm

Oh...  I think you know! ;D
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Re: Beaver

Postby BAW0343 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:08 am

took a min to get it    but thats great  ;D
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Re: Beaver

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:00 pm

Don't quite get this one... ???
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Re: Beaver

Postby Jared » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:32 pm

;D ;D :P ;D ;D
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Re: Beaver

Postby Theis » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:36 pm

LOL!! ;D ;D ;D :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Beaver

Postby Sytse » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:55 am

LMAO!  ;D

Ouch....lmao....it appears the old fellow must have been firing blanks.

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ROFLOL!!  ;D  ;D
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Re: Beaver

Postby cspyro21 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:01 am

LOL! ;D ;D Image
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Re: Beaver

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:00 pm

LMFAO!
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Postby Ecko » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:31 pm

;D ;D ;D
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