Winders XP

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Winders XP

Postby candle_86 » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:42 am

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.


   It reads WINDERS XP with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive
Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

Other features:

   Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt-fer it
go to = over yonder
back = back yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff that does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

   Also note that winders XP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

   Some programs that are exclusive to winders XP:

tiperiter................A word processor
colering book............a graphics program
addin mershene...........calculator
scratch paper ...........notepad
jupe-box ................CD Player
inner-net................Microsoft Explorer
pichers..................A graphics viewer
IRS......................M/S accounting software
IRS2.....................M/S accounting software with hidden files
coon dog.................American kennel club records
fishin...................Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records.
NRA......................National Rifle Association
shot gun ................Remington Arms price list
riffel...................Winchester price list
pisstel..................Smith & Wesson price list
truck....................Ford & Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code
house....................Nearest Mobil home repair service by zip code
car .....................same as truck, just need two lists in Texas
cuzzins..................family history usually a 3 meg file
tax records..............usually an empty file
shells...................ammunition inventory, another 3 meg file
bud......................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
racin....................NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race car n' truck
Parts.......nearest Junk yard by zip code
doc .....................veterinarians by zip code

   We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I know its old but good
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Re: Winders XP

Postby gottoflynow » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:07 am

LOL :) :D ;D
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Re: Winders XP

Postby BFMF » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:52 am

LOL ;D
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Re: Winders XP

Postby EGNX » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:01 pm

LOL.

Theres also one for the Geordies (Newcastle Folk).
Only British Residents will get this, but anyone else can try to understand.

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Re: Winders XP

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:49 pm

LMAO at both! I take it a Geordie is a rough character, similar to the North American Redneck?
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Re: Winders XP

Postby candle_86 » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:19 pm

I dont get the bottom one at all. and mine i updated, it originally said winders 98, just changed all 98's to xp
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Re: Winders XP

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:44 pm

LMFAO! they're hilarious. Especially the "porn".
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Re: Winders XP

Postby EGNX » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:23 am

If you dont fully understand geordie this may help.
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Re: Winders XP

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:12 pm

LOL!! I love the second one's comments...IE is Porn ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Winders XP

Postby ctjoyce » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:00 pm

[url=http://fragments.turtlemeat.com/word/word.jpg]This{/url] is still my favorite though.

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Re: Winders XP

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:31 pm

You mean  This?   ;)
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Re: Winders XP

Postby KDSM » Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:34 pm

you forgot

Enter= Git-R-Done!
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