College Freshmen Versus College Seniors
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
Senior: Is never out of bed before noon
Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.
Freshman: Brings a can of soda into lecture hall.
Senior:Brings a jumbo hoagie and six pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.
Freshman: Calls the professor