car in the garage joke

[chazo]

lol

[alrot]

[quote]I so hope you're like 7 years old, cause that is no way of writing. Ever heard of the next symbols?

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[Saitek]

Well his profile says he's 9! My, a young un all right. Shouldn't be in the jokes section or know such jokes at 9!

[Corsair Freak]

9?! shouldn't you be out playing in the snow or telling girls they have "cooties"?

[ctjoyce]

I kinda feel bad for this kid as hes doing his best to try to keep up in an "adults" world that we have come to love here on the V. At the same time, it would be nice if he made and effort to try to be act a wee bit more grown up.

Lets fix up the spelling there shall we?

Cheers
Cameron

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Well his profile says he's 9! My, a young un all right. Shouldn't be in the jokes section or know such jokes at 9!

Isn't it amazing how we think of ourselves as all grown-up even at the age of 16 or 17 or 18...

Little 'un he is...

9?! shouldn't you be out playing in the snow or telling girls they have "cooties"?

ROFL

[beaky]

One day, a little girl said to her dad "Can I come in the bath with you?" He says yes as long as she doesn't look under the water.  The girl said OK. She looks under the water and she ses what was that under the water. "My car" said the dad. "Okay said the little girl".

The next day

The little girl asked mom if she could come in the bath with her. She said "Yes, as long as you don't look under the water". The little girl says "Okay". She looks under the water and see's somthing. She says to her mom "What is that under the water?". The mom replies, "My garage." "Okay", said the little girl.

The next day

"Mom and dad, can I sleep with you to night? They say, " Yes as long as you don't look under the covers". She looks under the covers and says " Hey dad, is your car parked in moms garage?".


No big deal...      

Hmmm... let's see how the translator did:

Changing tenses ("says", "said")
Apostrophe in "see's" (apostrophe only denotes a contraction or a possessive! NOT necessary every time an "s" is put at the end of a word!)
Two quotations in a single parargaph (always start a new paragraph when someone else speaks)
"Somthing" should be  spelled with a silent "e"...
That last one might just be one of a few obvious typos seen here; I can let that slide, as I am a lousy typist myself.
But... it cracks me up to see how often those eager to correct others' grammar and spelling often fail to make the (4th) grade themselves...note the correct use of the apostrophe in "others'"...
 ;)  ;D

I agree with Hagar: it is funniest left as is!!
And BTW, happy birthday, Chazo (he apparently just turned 10)!

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Hmmm... let's see how the translator did:

Changing tenses ("says", "said")
Apostrophe in "see's" (apostrophe only denotes a contraction or a possessive! NOT necessary every time an "s" is put at the end of a word!)
Two quotations in a single parargaph (always start a new paragraph when someone else speaks)
"Somthing" should be  spelled with a silent "e"...
That last one might just be one of a few obvious typos seen here; I can let that slide, as I am a lousy typist myself.
But... it cracks me up to see how often those eager to correct others' grammar and spelling often fail to make the (4th) grade themselves...note the correct use of the apostrophe in "others'"...
 ;)  ;D

I agree with Hagar: it is funniest left as is!!
And BTW, happy birthday, Chazo (he apparently just turned 10)!

Hey...stop being cheeky...I was just trying to make the thing more easier to read...

Why not try doing the same next time...at least I had the patience to try it....

[Icelandair Pilot]

[quote]


Hmmm... let's see how the translator did:

Changing tenses ("says", "said")
Apostrophe in "see's" (apostrophe only denotes a contraction or a possessive! NOT necessary every time an "s" is put at the end of a word!)
Two quotations in a single parargaph (always start a new paragraph when someone else speaks)
"Somthing" should be