Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

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Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby TSC. » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:31 pm

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a $h!t?"

;D ;D

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Re: Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby Theis » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:41 pm

LOL!! ;D ;D

i must remember to say that one to my teachter!! ;D ;D
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Re: Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:56 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby Jared » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:42 pm

Priceless :D
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Re: Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:16 pm

Lol! ;D
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Re: Man Asks Doctor, "Will I Live To Be 80?"

Postby BFMF » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:37 pm

lol ;D
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