Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

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Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby Saitek » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:59 am

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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Re: Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:23 pm

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Re: Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby Ecko » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:35 pm

Pretty clever! ;D
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Postby cspyro21 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:20 pm

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Re: Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby GeForce » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:48 pm

Yer we've got that written in big letters on the wall in our English classroom 8) ;D
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Re: Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:57 pm

I haven't seen that one for a looooong time ;D
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Re: Ozzy's English lesson for his students.

Postby H » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:57 am

Except for the feminists and some of the future biologists in the class, who wrote:
"Woman! Without her, man, is nothing."
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