Nelson and the China man.

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Nelson and the China man.

Postby eno » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:32 am

Nelson Mandela was sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he heard a knock at the door.
When he opened it, he wass confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him was an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson was standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man started to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson saids to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again...
When he opened it, the little Chinese man was back with a huge truckfull of brake pads. He thrust his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela was getting a bit irritated by now, so he pushed the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slammed the door in the Chinese man's face.

The following day, Nelson was resting, and late in the afternoon, he heard a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there was the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind  him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson lost his temper completely. He picked up the little man by his shirt front and yelled at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You  must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The  little Chinese man looked very puzzled, stared at his clipboard, and said:  

(It's a beauty - wait for  it)
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"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:56 am

Beautiful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby cspyro21 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:46 pm

[LOL];D[/LOL]
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:47 pm

Fantastic. ;D
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Saitek » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:06 pm

and I don't get it. :( DOn't I fell silly? :o
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Souichiro » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:59 am

Bloody Brilliant!!!
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby cspyro21 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:08 am

and I don't get it. :( DOn't I fell silly? :o


"Nissan Main Dealer" sounds a lot like "Nelson Mandela" if you say it with a Chinese accent. ;)
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:11 am

I never usually say this but ROFLMAO.



HAHAHAAHAHAHAH NICE NICE NICE.


STICKY STICKY STICKY.



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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:59 pm

LOL
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby GeForce » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:25 am

Bahahahahaha ;D ;D
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Re: Nelson and the China man.

Postby Moach » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:29 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!1

who comes up with those things? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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