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Sand Box

Postby daz1 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:36 pm

Found this 1 on ebaumsworld... ;D

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:40 pm

Found this 1 on ebaumsworld... ;D

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."


I don't see a funny side to it....
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Jared » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:50 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sand Box

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:27 pm

I was going to post this but thought I'd get in trouble..
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Sytse » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:01 pm

I think it all depends on the fact if he succeeded or not... ::)
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Re: Sand Box

Postby myshelf » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:41 pm

I think it all depends on the fact if he succeeded or not... ::)


he might have trouble with the first word ...
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Re: Sand Box

Postby beefhole » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:18 pm

I don't see a funny side to it....

She gave the other two kids really easy words to spell, then gave him a really ahrd phrase to spell... hence racial discrimination... :D
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Saitek » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:03 pm

Oh Ashar! Don't tell me you didn't get it?! :o

I've seen a number of ones like that. You can make them up about almost anything with the easy/hard thingy.
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Ben_M_K » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:50 pm

LOL, that was great. Told it to some friends last night and they loved it as well. 8)
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Re: Sand Box

Postby Ecko » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:15 pm

;D ;D HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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