(Female ATC ground):
Jet blue 969, You've been cleared to taxi on taxiway Charlie, but have twice disobeyed and are on taxiway Alpha. Now turn back to taxiway Charlie immediately!
(Jet blue 969): But I AM on taxiway Charlie!
(Female ATC ground): Negative Jet blue 969, if you don't obey my directions, you'll be asked to come and explain your actions to us in the tower!
(Unknown cockpit voice): Newark ground sounds just like my ex-wife!
(Female ATC ground): Aircraft making that last transmission, identify yourself immediately!
(Jet blue 969): Negative transmission (American 227): Negative transmission....... Total silence........
