by H » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:14 am
The sleigh was frozen solid and the reindeer are on strike; someone should have told Santa that planes aren't buses -- you have to board at the station, never while they're en route. It may be a good thing you didn't show the rest of the plane -- millions world-wide will now be in a frenzy; cookies and milk will go to waste, little or nothing beneath the tree or in the stockings (where applicable) and many thousands of chimneys will miss their seasonal cleaning!

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H on Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:15 am, edited 1 time in total.