The banker, the lawer, and the general.

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The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby F-16Viper » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:11 pm

One day there was a banker, a lawer and a general in a plane that was going down. (why, i dont know ;D)
The pilot looks back and says "we're in trouble, we'll need to lighting the load a bit!"

The banker says, "well, i've got this bag of quaters that i guess i dont realy need, i can alwase get more." so he throuhes them over.

The lawer says "well i've got a bag of lawbooks, i can alwase get more."so he throughs them out the window.

The general says "well, i've got these moarter shells that i can get more of if i need em." so he tosses them over.

They land safely, and on there way to wherever they where going, they saw a little boy sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.

"whats wrong sonny?" they ask. "I was playing outside with my daddy, and this big bag of money fell out of the sky and broke his arm." said the boy. "dont worry". said the general "he'll be OK." (all this time the banker was pretending not to hear)

So they drove on, and saw another little boy crying.

"whats wrong sonny?" they ask. "I was playing outside with my daddy, and this big bag of books fell out of the sky and broke his leg." said the boy. "dont worry". said the banker "he'll be OK." (all this time the lawer was pretending not to hear)

So they drove on, and saw a boy laughing so hard that he was crying. "whats so funny?" they ask. "I was playing outside with my daddy HEEHEEHEE and i farted HOHOHOHAHAHA and my neabors house blew up HEEHEEHEEHAAHAAHAAHOOHOOHOO!!!"
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby Gunny04 » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:15 pm

My ribs hurt from laughing so hard! Thats a new one for me..... good one! Cheers, Gunny! *laughing too hard*
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby BFMF » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:30 pm

I prefer the other version, but it's still funny ;D
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Postby GeForce » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:07 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby Saitek » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:32 pm

Ay, it is a modified version. ;D
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby F-16Viper » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:13 pm

I prefer the other version, but it's still funny ;D


what other version??? ???
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby willbo » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:18 pm

The lot of other versions... ::)
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Re: The banker, the lawer, and the general.

Postby AlphaBravo » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:36 am

LOL Thats a good version :P


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