Men/Women Translated

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Men/Women Translated

Postby jordonj » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:16 pm

Saw this on another forum.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Averagelooking....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.

EmotionallySecure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Freespirit............................Junkie.

Friendshipfirst......................Former slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No Oral.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B***h.

Voluptuous..........................VeryFat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soulmate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead= You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset= Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry =I am hungry

2. I am sleepy =I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress =Nice cleavage!

5. I love you =Let's have sex now

6. I am bored =Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Last edited by jordonj on Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Corsair Freak » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:15 pm

ROFL!!! ;D
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby BFMF » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:57 pm

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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Katahu » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:55 pm

The last comment really killed me. ;D
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:01 am

;D ;D
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:37 pm

LOL  8)
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:14 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Ecko » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:11 am

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Re: Men/Women Translated

Postby Sytse » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:48 pm

;D LMAO
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