The Lies Men Tell

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The Lies Men Tell

Postby Mynameisnemo » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:34 pm

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains, She looks satisfied and apologises.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, "What was that for?" "Your horse phoned."

sorry if its bpb........
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Re: The Lies Men Tell

Postby BFMF » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:05 am

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Re: The Lies Men Tell

Postby GeForce » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:10 am

LOL ;D ;D
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Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:15 pm

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Re: The Lies Men Tell

Postby Omag 2.0 » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:20 pm

Hehehehehe... ouch.... lol ...
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Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:35 pm

Whoops. Lol
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