The Meeting

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The Meeting

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:49 am

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "F%&$ off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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Re: The Meeting

Postby BFMF » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:19 pm

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Re: The Meeting

Postby beaky » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:46 am

:D :D :D
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Re: The Meeting

Postby GeForce » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:13 am

LOL I could see that one coming ;D ;D
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Re: The Meeting

Postby Moach » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:25 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Meeting

Postby H » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:48 am

LOL I could see that one coming ;D ;D
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ....i couldn't
I did... but it was somewhere else!
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