Haha.. The Pharmacist!

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Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Icelandair Pilot » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:08 pm

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Theis » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:19 pm

LOL!!! ;D ;D ;D

Good one!!
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby beefhole » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:56 pm

I'd like to see him weasle his way out of that one!

Nice ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Katahu » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:10 pm

Thank you so much for warning everyone. ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Sytse » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:19 pm

D'oh!  :-[

;D ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Ecko » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:24 pm

I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Sytse » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:26 pm

I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!


Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?  ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Icelandair Pilot » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:28 pm

Thank you so much for warning everyone. ;D



Nooooooo problem ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Ecko » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:16 am


Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?  ;D


... Not a bad idea. ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Jared » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:22 pm

lol, "been posted before..."
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Icelandair Pilot » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:19 pm

lol, "been posted before..."




Big, fat, lies! ;D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:37 pm

nope, 'tis true! But its still funny.
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby Hagar » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:42 pm

LOL The old ones are the best. ;D

I first heard that one in the school playground & that was a very long time ago. :P ::) :D
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Re: Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:57 pm

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Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?
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