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Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:53 pm

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, "Well that's great. Some a$$hole's got my pen."
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Re: Oops.

Postby GeForce » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:05 pm

LOL ;D Very good 8)
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Re: Oops.

Postby Jared » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:25 pm

lol, oops... :(
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Re: Oops.

Postby H » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:40 am

Ouch! That just doesn't sound write right. :-X
Good thing it wasn't a pencil or the recipient might continually be told to get the lead out. ::)
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Re: Oops.

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:33 am

Having a nurse as a mum I find that particularly funny ;D
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Re: Oops.

Postby H » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:12 am

Having a nurse as a mum I find that particularly funny ;D
??? Has she had it happen often? :o
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Re: Oops.

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:01 am

LOL, that reminds me of the blonde who lost her pencil and walked around with a tampon behind her ear all day. ;D
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