Birthday Pressie

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Birthday Pressie

Postby GeForce » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:24 am

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real *beep* tonight, Dave."

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:40 am

I haven't heard that one in years! Still a classic ;D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby myshelf » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:00 am

actually, i know this with a slightly different outcome ...

he gets into the taxi and driver asks "your usual hotel jaqueline?"
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby Hagar » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:11 am

actually, i know this with a slightly different outcome ...

he gets into the taxi and driver asks "your usual hotel jaqueline?"

I like that version better. :D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:47 am

;D ;D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:31 am

LMFAO ;D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:12 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: Birthday Pressie

Postby BFMF » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:55 am

lol ;D
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