Maybe a bit dirty ;D

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Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby Theis » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:55 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we do not talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? I am a justa telling my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".


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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby Jimbo » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:57 pm

LOL thats a good one, heard it before on comdey central.

LOL.

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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:05 pm

Whee...I love jokes on Italians...great find Theis!!

PS: No offence towards any Italians in here ;)
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:08 pm

I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one ::)
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:11 pm

Your cousin married a joke? :P
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:21 pm

An Italian PE teacher ::)
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby daz1 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:21 pm

Your cousin married a joke? :P

LOL ;D ;D
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby Jared » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:37 pm

hehehe, jokes on the cousin
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:14 am

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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby GeForce » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:15 am

Very good ;D
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby H » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:50 am

I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one ::)
Your cousin married a joke? :P
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You know very well that, if Tacit hadn't, I would have...  ;D 8)
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Re: Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Postby Saitek » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:47 am

An Italian PE teacher ::)



A PE teacher..... you know I thought everyone knew how to go. But maybe the Italians have to be taught.  :-X ;D
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