The Roadkill Cafe: You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em

[AlphaBravo]

MENU

Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!

ENTREES

Center Line Bovine............................4.95
Taste real good, straight from the hood.

The Chicken...................................3.95
That didn't cross the road.

Flat Cat......................................2.95
Served as a single...or in a stack.

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the Hide)

Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75

Bag N Gag
Our daily take-out lunch special
- Anything Dead in Bread -

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YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!

Slab of Lab....................................2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
Round of Hound.................................4.25



GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is....
YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!

LATE NIGHT DELIGHT

Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
Smear of Deer..................................4.95
Awesome Possum.................................1.95
Cheap Sheep....................................0.43

Served fresh each night after dark.

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WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK

Snake Shake....................................1.25
Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
(strained or unstrained)
Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25

TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESES GREAT DESERTS

Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
(chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25

[TacitBlue]

MMMMM.... flat cat... I'll have a short stake with a snake shake to go.

[Sytse]

Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Am I really all the way up there with the skunk? Never thought I would get that expensive!  ;D

[ozzy72]

Very reasonably priced, you aren't based on the main road near me are you perchance?

[BFMF]

Smear of Deer..................................4.95

Would be a lot cheaper around here. We would also have moose specials here

[Souichiro]

Would be a lot cheaper around here. We would also have moose specials here

What?

No BPB?


YAHOOOOOOOOO HE FORGOT!!!!!!!!

KATAHU!! More medicines! We're curing him!

[legoalex2000]

ahh lets see, what do we got..

can i have your round of hound, well done, an awesome possum, scrambled, and a vanilla armadilla. and for dessert the road toad a la mode, chocolate.

have I have this served ozzy style?

thank you.

ramos

PS: oh waiter, i have a possum on my grille if you want to use that. hit one on the way here.

[myshelf]

is the stuff served on asphalt dishes?

[H]

You've got Pineapple Porcupine and no Hedgehog, Frog or even the Dog Grog (the domestic stuff is really a p**ssoff, though)?
No Chocolate Chipped Moose or Blood 'N' Guts Pudding?
What a rip!

[Saitek]

H; We have that in Scotland... it comes in the form of black Pudding (made out of blood) and Haggis.


I liked the German Shepherd Pie in the dog section. That was a good one.

[TacitBlue]

I knew I had seen this menu before but I couldn't think of where. Then I looked at a key chain we have here at work on which we keep they key to the cabinet full of very important keys, and it says roadkill cafe on it like it came from a real restaurant.

[H]

By the Way, is this all served with French flies...
Do you have the premium Buffalo chips or the local Cow brand?
Mentioning that, I don't see Cow pie on your menu.. what is this skimpy menu-- get with it!

[myshelf]

By the Way, is this all served with French flies...

only if someone happened to run over a potato

[Saitek]

Mentioning that, I don't see Cow pie on your menu.. what is this skimpy menu-- get with it!

That comes along only rarely... when there are road accidents with fatalities.

[H]

That comes along only rarely... when there are road accidents with fatalities.

Sorry, I didn't equate with your locale -- nor you, mine. If you took a few drives near our rural farmlands you'd not find the chips, pies and flies so rare (unless you mean "uncooked") on the road. Should I visit one of your little Roadkill Cafe's I guess I'll need to bring my own chips -- would you have any sheep dip to go with them?