The burglar.

[TacitBlue]

A burglar breaks into a house when noone's home. He sees an expensive looking stereo system. When goes to snatch it, a voice behind him says "Jesus is watching you." The thief turns and shines his flashlight behind him, and sees a parrot in a cage. Ever amused at the talking bird, he asks "did you just say that?" The bird says "Yes, I did. My name's Moses. How do you do?" The burglar then asks the parrot, "What kind of people name a bird Moses?" The bird then replies "The same kind of people who name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[Corsair Freak]

[Sytse]

LOL  ;D

[beefhole]

Great

[Triple_7]

grrrr...(burgler in a squeeky voice)..."mommy"

[Jared]

hehehe...I don't like doing this...BUT...since someone else hasn't yet...

BEEN POSTED BEFORE..

[BFMF]

lol

[TacitBlue]

BEEN POSTED BEFORE..

Oh well, I'm not surprised really.

[Jared]

Oh well, I'm not surprised really.

me niether and I really wasn't going to say anything because i enjoy seeing older stories that I may have forgot or lost details about posted again and again every few months..

I just said it to get it in before you know who...