Hoping this does not get the same response as the 'Bush was kidnapped' joke.
George W Bush is eating breakfast when Donald Rumsfeld walks in and says, "George, there was a terrible battle in Iraq last night. 3 Brazilian soldiers died."
George W Bush exclaimed, "oh my. That's awful" and put his head in his hands.
After about 30 seconds of silence, Dubya looked up at Rumsfeld and said, ".. how many is a brazillian?"