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Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby beefhole » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:58 pm

A buddy of my dad's, who just happens to be a Vikings fan, sent him this at work-

9/12/2005 -Kaukauna, Wisconsin. A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him.  The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and
the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a
way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing
the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to
check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone. . . .
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Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby Corsair Freak » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:07 pm

very true. I'll E-mail it to my uncle. The Hugestest Packers fan.
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Postby ctjoyce » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:16 am

Ohhhh burn ;-D
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Postby Jared » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:18 am

LOL! SO true, sounds like the Browns too.. :)
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Postby Craig. » Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:40 am

LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Postby Theis » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:05 am

LOL!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very good one!!
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Postby legoalex2000 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:17 am

LMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D

took me about 10 reads to get it.

time for the Bears superbowl shuffle!!! ;) :-X

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Postby Craig. » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:16 am

I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one ::) :D
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Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby beefhole » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:24 am

I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one ::) :D

Well, I am a Packers fan... unless they're playing the Eagles.
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Postby Ben_M_K » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:50 pm

Heh, very funny Bendon, very funny... :P :P :P ;D
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Postby spirit1flyer » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:59 pm

 ;D thats great
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Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby willbo » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:08 pm

Oooohhhhhh   :-/  >:(  ;)
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Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby Tweek » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:02 am

Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!
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Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:13 pm

Ouch ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

Postby Ben_M_K » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:40 pm

Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!

They're the NFL team (American football) from my hometown...if that helps any... ;D
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