Found this in an e-mail

[Katahu]

>>Think about these things!!
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 >>"ALWAYS AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY."
 >>    - Instruction printed on US Army Rocket Launcher
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 >>"ONCE THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND."
 >>     - US Marine Corps
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 >>CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE.  THE BOMBS ARE
 >>GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND."
 >>    - USAF Ammo Troop
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 >>"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU."
 >>    - US Army Infantry Journal
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 >>"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU
 >>LEAST EXPECT IT.  THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S
 >>LEFT OF YOUR UNIT."
 >>- US Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance
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 >>"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU'VE
 >>JUST BOMBED."
 >>    - US Air Force manual
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 >>"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO."
 >>    - US Army Infantry Journal
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 >>"TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS."
 >>    - US Army Ordinance
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 >>"FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS."
 >>    - US Army Infantry Journal
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 >>"BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID."
 >>    - David Hackworth
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 >>"IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH."
 >>     - US Army Infantry Journal
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 >>"NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION."
 >>    - Joe Gay
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 >>"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER  . . ONCE."
 >>    - Anon
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 >>"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO."
 >>    - Unknown Marine Recruit
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 >>"DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU."
 >>    - US Army Infantry Journal
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 >>"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM."
 >>    - USAF Ammo Troop/Sad
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 >>Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
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 >>Caveats: NONE
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[Flt.Lt.Andrew]

LOL! Those are classic. I wonder if they are really there? (I've heard the rocket launcher one before thoug, its in that game Hidden and Dangerous 2)


A.

[Romulus111VADT]

I can tell you that on the M18 Claymore fragmentation mine that it has, "Front Toward Enemy"



I've actually seen some idiot place them on the perimeter of a firebase with the wrong side facing into the firebase....

[TacitBlue]

My freind has an empty one-use rocket launcher, and it does say "aim toward enemy" on it.

[Souichiro]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!! Great ones!

[Sytse]

LOL

"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.  THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT."
 - US Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance

LMAO

[myshelf]

well, a piece from a german field manual:

"with advancing dusk darkness has to be expected"

[Romulus111VADT]

In many if not all US Military field manuals (at least back in the 60's and 70's). There are numerous blank pages throughout the manuals. Most of them are in the back of the manuals. Most are used for notes. Well at the tops of each of these "blank" pages is written, "This page left blank intentionally". By virtue of the writing at the top of the page. The page is no longer "Blank"....lmao

[the_autopilot]

In many if not all US Military field manuals (at least back in the 60's and 70's). There are numerous blank pages throughout the manuals. Most of them are in the back of the manuals. Most are used for notes. Well at the tops of each of these "blank" pages is written, "This page left blank intentionally". By virtue of the writing at the top of the page. The page is no longer "Blank"....lmao

Yeah, in all the state and federally mandated academic tests that we have to take in the US, all of them have 'blank' pages marked "This page is intentionally blank and has no test materials"

LMAO at the original joke.

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

LOL!!!