by EirePlane » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:39 pm
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[hortman]
I bought 15 vibrators for no particular reason, and the only way I could get them was from a PO box that my mom checks once every few days or so. I can't check it every day because it's a little ways away from my house. My friend doesn't want to do it because he's a little pussy. What should I do?
*It's gonna say right on the side of the box 'Vibrators (15).. yeah i'm screwed.
[Alaric88]
Wait for your mom to get them, but if you do that you risk being short one so your kinda screwed
[Killer7]
Um... cancell it? You did at lease use a fake name right?
[hortman]
cancelling isn't an option
[smoothsilkmusic]
But why in the world did you buy fifteen vibrators?
"For no particular reason" my ass.
Unless (1) the box is labeled "ADULT XXX TOYS INSIDE-- FRAGILE" or "TOP OF THE LINE VIBRATORS INSIDE-- DO NOT TOUCH" (something like that) and (2) your mom is curious and likes to open things, then I don't see a problem. That, or she asks you what's inside the box. Then make up a good lie.
Well, visit the Post Office once in a while.
[BoredomBunny]
It's going to be like that one "Commercial You've Never Seen on Tv," where this husband is at a Post Office and the PO Man comes back with a foot-long, skinny box and says, "Yup, here's the package your wife ordered," and he sets it down roughly on the table, and the box begins to vibrate.
Golden.
Now, perhaps you have a sister . . . ?
[Adverse Entropy]
My advice: don't buy 15 f**king vibrators without giving it a quick thought first.
[gman62191]
You're gonna get owned, I can feel it.
[Tal0n]
Why? is the major question here.
If you dont intend to use 15 at a time, then dont waste your money.
Unless you think you didn't.........
[rX_Golem]
just tell your mom your teacher told you to use it on them for a good grade.
[Nuticulus]
Tell your mother that it's a shipment of electronic goods, and that it isn't what it looks like.
Why the f**k would you buy 15 vibrators? Are you having a massive lesbian orgy?
Can I come?
[el_capitan]
You know your mothers going to rape you with one of them, dont you.
[nanabana]
Hope to god your mum doesn't "confiscate" the package.
edit: oh - no! say it was an early christmas present. Someones been naughty this year
[Jetski]
The best way to prevent your parents from finding your shipment of vibrators is not to order them in the first place.
Don't order vibrators without a good reason.
[comfortably_numb]
Or at least send them to a place where your parents wont intercept them.
Wait a second, you don't have a credit card to order dildos with. How the f**k did you buy those?
[hortman]
Gift Certificates.
And there are ALOT of reasons I bought them, I just didn't feel like telling people about them.
Like.. I MIGHT have 15 arms.
[Fecal Monster]
Oh, now it makes perfect sense.
Send some of those my way
[AvidLebon]
why mail order....?
Why not go to the adult store directly...
So many probs in life could be solved by simply avoiding them or just thinking them through first O_O
[MirthlessMiser]
Say that when they say 'vibrators'; they really mean vibrating controllers for your gaming console or something.
[PurleeDef
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EirePlane on Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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