Wanna hear a funny story? Well I'm gonna tell you anyway.
The following happened to me:
I come home from work and I see that my parents had changed my bedroom furnature. My mom is in my room sitting on my bed when she said,
"Michael, I found your dirty magazines"
I replied: "No, I can explain.....wait, no I can't, what are you talking about?"
-"AOPA, Private Pilot, Plane and Pilot, Aero Trader Michael, for gods sake aero trader"
(me)..............
"Michael, you have a problem, all these magazines were just sitting under your bed collecting dust. You need to clean your room more often"
Well, I thought it was funny.