Damage Testing

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Damage Testing

Postby Mynameisnemo » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:18 pm

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.

The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.

They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.

The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby cableguy » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:20 pm

bpb ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby Souichiro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:14 am

Has been tested by Mythbusters and the myth was busted!!
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby Sytse » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:06 am

Saw that to, Soui. Myth busted!
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby Theis » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:22 am

Ok, myth busted, now lets blow something big up! ;D
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby BFMF » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:04 am

Already been posted ;D
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby the_autopilot » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:37 pm

Ok, myth busted, now lets blow something big up! ;D



True mythbusting style, lol.
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Re: Damage Testing

Postby legoalex2000 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:09 pm

but they used an unrated windshield. on a piper cherokee.

i belive they got around to a rated windshield in a later espisode.

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Re: Damage Testing

Postby Corsair Freak » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:03 pm

lmao. I would've used a frozen chicken too.
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