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The smartest man

Postby Saitek » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:11 pm

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smarest man in the world no bugs about me," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to stay here said the pizza man! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack of pizzas."
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Re: The smartest man

Postby GeForce » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:21 pm

BPB and very predictable.

Still made me grin though! ;D ;D
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Re: The smartest man

Postby BFMF » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:41 pm

already been posted ;D
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Re: The smartest man

Postby spirit1flyer » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:09 pm

lol  :D
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Re: The smartest man

Postby Jimbo » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:12 pm

;D ;D ;D

Never heard it before....HA ;D
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