Cats and the Net

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Cats and the Net

Postby Mynameisnemo » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:10 am

Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."
- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
- On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
- Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:14 am

LOL!! Very nice ;D ;D
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:31 am

I'm glad I don't own a cat ;D
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby Saitek » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:32 pm

I'd rather have the cat and the inconveience. But I have neither. ;)
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby GeForce » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:36 pm

Hehehehehe ;D ;D
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:45 pm

LMAO....If you start getting charges to your credit cards for Cat porn sites. I'd say it was time to really worry.  ;D
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby OldW » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:58 pm

LMAO....If you start getting charges to your credit cards for Cat porn sites. I'd say it was time to really worry.  ;D


Cat porn!!! Thats not a nice thought :-/. And you really shouldn't be talking or even thinking about it .  ;)
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:31 pm

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Cat porn!!! Thats not a nice thought :-/. And you really shouldn't be talking or even thinking about it .
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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:17 pm

It's totally unbelievable what BS people can come up with and that people are willing to buy into...... ;D


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Re: Cats and the Net

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:03 am

Thats classic!
Good work!


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