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Postby Achilles » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:36 pm

Corporate Lesson #1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby beefhole » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:33 pm

LOL! Great! ;D
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Corsair Freak » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:13 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Felix/FFDS » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:06 pm

I have an internal debate whether this should be in the Jokes Forum or General ....  
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Katahu » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:01 am

I've seen lesson number five before. It was in a framed photo of a lion resting near a tree. A very good point.
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Antei » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:07 am

LMAO ;D ;D
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Sytse » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:08 am

lol very good! and true as well...
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:04 am

Number 2 has BPB (Been Posted Before)...but still hilarious ;D ;D
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby the_autopilot » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:55 pm

LMAO.

In many ways true.
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Re: Corporate Lessons

Postby GeForce » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:55 am

#3 is the best IMO. Lol cheers 8) ;D ;D
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