Coffee in hell... with "complications"

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Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby beefhole » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Don't think it's been posted-

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads!"
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:04 pm

LMAO! that sounds like something that would happen to me. The making premature decisions, and ending up with my head in crap, not the going to hell part...
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:40 am

;D ;D
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby Ben_M_K » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:34 am

EWWWWW that's nasty!!! :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby Craig. » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:35 am

lol disturbingly funny:)
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby DJ_Zephyr » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:14 am

Well, guess we can say he's in deep $h!t now... :-/
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:46 pm

Well, guess we can say he's in deep $h!t now... :-/



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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby GeForce » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:17 pm

;D Hahahaha ;D
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby Corsair Freak » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:10 pm

Well, guess we can say he's in deep $h!t now... :-/


lol, yep.  ;D
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Re: Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Postby Antei » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:54 am

LMAO ;D
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