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Postby Theis » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:14 am

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded,"I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and placed it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "what's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you do."

;D ;D ;D
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Postby alrot » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:16 am

Lmao  ;D ;D ;D
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Postby Antei » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:22 am

lol ;D
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Postby Souichiro » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:59 am

Very much LOL!!!
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Postby Sytse » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:29 am

lol  ;D
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Postby beefhole » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:08 am

Ha, that's a good one ;D
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Postby TSC. » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:15 am

LOL - love it!!!

Reminds me of the time I shot my Captain.
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Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:16 pm

lol  ;D
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Postby TacitBlue » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:02 pm

LOL - love it!!!

Reminds me of the time I shot my Captain.  ;D

TSC.

(Also, when the police ask where were you at the time of the shooting, you can honestly say "I can't tell you - I have no idea" ;D


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Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:46 am

ROFLOLMAO ;) ;D ;D
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Postby Jared » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:22 pm

LOL! I love it!
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