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Postby TSC. » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:55 pm

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says,
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Jared » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:17 pm

;D ;D ;D :-/ :'( :( ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:38 pm

??? ???
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Ben_M_K » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:55 am

LOL!!! :o :o ;D ;D
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Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:04 am

sick  ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:15 am

??? ???


After consuming fecal matter, its always a good idea to brush your teeth... not speaking from experience of course. ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:29 pm

Reminds me of th is joke:
I used to run a lemonade stand on my street. I was nice and gave the lemonade for free. I sold the antidote for $5.

(BTW, I didn't actually do that, thats just the joke.)
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby cableguy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:25 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Akula. » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:23 pm

:-Good one for a school fete.....


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BTW. I wouldnt really do that at school.


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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:39 pm

and then I was like  ::) ::) ::) ::)












Just kidding. Had to. ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby TSC. » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:24 pm

& there was this one time - at bandcamp...............

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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Jared » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:17 pm

& there was this one time - at bandcamp...............

;D

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lol, that brings back bad memories...... ;D
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Re: Toothbrush salesman

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:55 pm

lol  ;D
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