Now can I use the car dad??

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Now can I use the car dad??

Postby TSC. » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:27 am

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

;D

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Re: Now can I use the car dad??

Postby Sytse » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:50 am

lol  ;D good one!
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Re: Now can I use the car dad??

Postby Jared » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:36 am

lol, I heard that and some variants a few years back...why I just told a guy at work this same one the other day!  :o
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Re: Now can I use the car dad??

Postby Ben_M_K » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:37 am

Hehe, so true! ;D ;D
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