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SW Airlines

Postby JackieAdkins » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:40 pm

a little joke i thought was funny my dad emailed to me, some of you may have heard it before.

A mother and her little boy were flying Southwest Airlines  from Kansas
>City to Chicago. The boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
>mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
>why don't big planes have baby planes?"
>
>The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight
>attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby
>dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
>
>The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you  to ask me?"
>
>The boy said, "Yes, she did."
>
>"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby  planes because
>Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you

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Re: SW Airlines

Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:02 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby Triple_7 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:08 pm

DOH ;D

LMAO Good one ;)
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby Jared » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:18 pm

::) :o ;D :D ;) :) ::) ::) ::) :-X :-/ :-* :'( :o :o :o
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby Corsair Freak » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:32 pm

:o  :D
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:23 pm

Splendid!! Gotta remember that "pull out" for the future ::) ;D ;)
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:40 am

LOL, good one. BTW, Ive flown on the Kansas City to Chicago route with Southwest ;D
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby Jakemaster » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:59 am

That's a good one.  On a completely unrelated topic, I flew southwest into Islip (Long Island Macarthur), and when we arrived, the flight attendent mispronounced Islip.  She said ih-slip, instead of "eye"-slip.  Quite funny
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:33 pm

LOL.
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby cableguy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:21 pm

LMAO!!!  ;D ;D :D :o :o
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Re: SW Airlines

Postby JackieAdkins » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:15 pm

yeah i have never flown with SW just Continental, always left ontime except the last time when leaving from Bush Intl. in Houston to Tulsa, storms delayed my flight so instead of taking off at 630 like i was suppose to we left at like 930 >:( but the crew got us home in like an hour instead of an a hour and half like it was suppose to be.

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