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Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:59 am

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
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Re: Womens English

Postby TSC. » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:49 am

LOL - every single one of those is correct in my house!!

I'm gonna print off a wallet sized copy to keep for emergency reference.
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Re: Womens English

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:56 am

Surprisingly a womens English is actually quite like a womens Dutch...  ;D
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Re: Womens English

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:26 pm

it's an international thing- like sign language.
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Re: Womens English

Postby Gunny04 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:01 pm

ever soooooo true! Cheers, Gunny (just watch my parents go around all day)
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Re: Womens English

Postby alrot » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:05 pm

He he he Very funny
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Re: Womens English

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:40 pm

it's an international thing- like sign language.



Actually, there are different varients of sign language. American sign language is different from Italian sign language.
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Re: Womens English

Postby Hagar » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:43 pm

[quote]Surprisingly a womens English is actually quite like a womens Dutch...
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