Make me feel like a woman

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Make me feel like a woman

Postby cableguy » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:10 pm

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.  One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.  "I'm too young to die!" she wails.  "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!  I've had  plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman!  Well I've had it!  Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence.  Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.  He's gorgeous.  Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.  No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt.  Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."
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Re: Make me feel like a woman

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:18 am

ROFL!!! Didn't see that one coming!! ;D ;D
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Re: Make me feel like a woman

Postby spirit1flyer » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:32 pm

Lol that was great  ;D best joke I've heared in years
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Re: Make me feel like a woman

Postby Gunny04 » Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:27 am

LOL! Hilarious Cheers, gunny
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Re: Make me feel like a woman

Postby Corsair Freak » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:47 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: Make me feel like a woman

Postby Katahu314 » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:16 pm

ROTFLMFAO

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